Online Dating

Being a talker, I can usually carry a conversation if it ebbs.

Jane*, a self-described "extremely successful attorney" matched with me. She lived nearby, and we opted to meet up over coffee.

We met, and I noticed a few interesting things: She was considerably shorter than she said she was, but she was also skinnier than the photos, had ridiculously green colored contacts, and if she didn't a boob job, I'll eat my hat. Her bust could have help entire tray of food.

Ok–so I’m finally going to do it–I’m going to write about my online dating experiences.  Before I begin, I need to set up some ground rules…  Mainly for myself, but to have some semblance of decency, for you too…